A patron walked very cheerfully up to the desk, and asked, “Do you have books on types of sex?”
Me: “Is there a particular aspect that you are looking for?”
Patron: “Well, you know, how you get involved, what happens…”
Me: “OK, are you looking for instructional books?”
Patron: “I didn’t know there were any!”
Me: “Oh, yes, there are quite a few. Let’s go over to the section, and take a look.”
After we get to the stacks and are looking at The Joy of Sex, etc., he looks at me and starts to laugh.
Patron: “Thanks for making my day! Now, do you have any books about S-E-C-T-S?”
Made me laugh out loud.
A typical day for me is something like this.
9:00- 8 week Shih tzu vaccine appointment. Owner doesn’t believe in vaccines.
9:15- Litter of found kittens presents for vaccines, and three of them are sneezing and have “goopy eyes”.
9:30- Pet store brings in a group of 3 guinea pigs with bald…
Ha! This is lovely! Love the pug wrestling. The onion toxicity one made me snort my dinner.